dear two employees at the pagliacci in the u-district: what the fuck is your guys problem? did you not hear me when i said "somebody's in here"? i know one of you heard me hit the door with my fist cause one of you said "i think somebody's in there" but i bet you thought a phantom replied with "yeah im in here" cause you came right in anyway, only to see me taking a shit. but i was not the ghost in the dunny, but yours truly. i in-fact was trying to take shit, but didn't initiate the bad business before the krammer esq shenanigans that ensued. i didn't have chance. what happened was i was in position, then i heard somebody trying to figure out the 3 digit code on the door. "6-9-9? no. 9-6-6? no. 6-9-6? no..." i heard that and i knew i had to let them know i was in there, but the two retards could didn't get that me yelling at them meant that somebody was in there. and what made things worse, is that i couldn't even start it back up again, i was in shock. i had to wait till i got home. do you realize how much that sucks? the whole reason i bought a pizza was to use the bathroom. fuck man.
i have no idea what this shit was but i thought it was cooling. i had a shit load of ninja turtle toys. this was just one of many. so heres some info about this toy i found on a archive site:
He's cool, he's cosmic, he's Zak, the Neutrino! This totally tubular teenager from Dimension X is bustin' loose and bustin' baddies. He's a dimensional hoppin', time travellin' teen who tours with the Turtles, searchin' the skies and sewers for fiendish Foot fools. Zak's friends, Kala and Dask, help him hang five in Dimension X as they foil Krang, the Foot-friendly, nasty noggin nemesis. No one can perturb and pester Krang better than Zak. Sporting his hyper hoverboard, Zak likes to dip 'n dive and buzz 'n blast past Krang's cranium cart. And when the goin' gets rough, Zak takes off for another dimension using his time-travellin' laser gun. No one can stop Zak - he's one time-travellin' teen who takes his time - literally.
this is the first installment of toys i had back in the day. this was Private Mark Drake from the movie Aliens. i really loved this toy. it was one of my "take on car rides" toys. the funny thing is, i didn't remember it looking this shitty. oh well, shit was a blast.
my cat just got hit by a car just 30 minutes ago. it's fucked up how you can hit an animal in broad daylight. and having a high school filled with fast and the furious fuckers two blocks away, doesn't help either.
you pissed off Romaero so much, and it was awesome
i made a guest appearance the the NBC sitcom "Wallingford Quiznos" which should air this Tuesday on NBC.
Plot Summery: Parjeet leaves early and so dose Joseph, so that leaves Kyle to work his shift alone because Daniel slept in. But thankfully my character (Josh) comes in and works a little shit to help him out. Will Daniel come in to work? Will Steve be pissed that Josh clocked in? How good tasting was that sandwich Kyle and Josh ate?
Turn in to NBC this Tuesday 9:00pm/8:00c to found out.
i worked my last shift ever at wallingford quiznos. it ended with me delivering sandwiches by foot to a white trash lady in pink slippers that lived like 6 blocks away. she gave me a $4 tip and i had two smokes to there and back, it ruled. steve came in at closing time and i had to turn in my badge and gun. (my name tag that was labeled 'HUGGY BEAR', and my key to the store) it seriously felt like the last michael j fox episode from spin city. i was mj, and everyone one else was everyone else. and now that im leaving their ganna replace me with somebody not as funny like charlie sheen, then the show will get canceled. even crappy jordan was sad to see me go, to bad he's crappy. here are the people i will miss working with in no particular order:
Parjeet (morning shift in the summer 06) we smoked a lot of cigarettes.
Charile (morning shift in the summer of 06) me and him got deep at times.
Kyle (circa whenever he started working there until last sat) the stupidest duo in the history of food sales. also we took more smoke breaks then anyone.
Joseph (night shift) you lost to parjeet while betting against the seahawks, and two days later i lost to you betting on the seahawks. it kinda makes you think.
Fred (opening/closing) me and him called each other gay all the time but we also talked seriously on homophobia. this dude is the 16 year old version of me.
farewell wallingford quiznos, you stressed me out for the last time, and i will miss you.
today was the last day me and kyle will work together/the 2nd to last day of me working at quiznos. shit was whack/fun. im glad im leaving that shit. im finally free. and also me and kyle stayed on the clock after we were closed and did nothing for a half an hour. hear r sum pix d00dz.
You are not that technical of a player. But, besides playing, you have a lot of talent in something else, but playing is your true calling. In the future, your other skills will help you in bands. you just like to stand and give a good show.
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.
Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), musical (85%), adventurous (80%), romantic (71%).
Politics Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 55% of the time.
Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 80% less than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13. By the way, your hottness rank is 69%, hotter than 94% of other test takers.
i don't know if you guys watched kiro 7 news at 11 tonight, but i was on there talking about this dude who held up quiznos and how had a gun to my head. shit was nuts man. he walked in wearing a mask and was like "empty the cash register now!" and for some reason i thought it was a joke and was like "alright dude" in a very mocking voice. then he shoved a fucking gun to my head and was like "you got 20 seconds" so my face was dead but my fingers were freaking out and i botched up the register in a way i couldn't open it. then he was like "20 seconds, 20 seconds" and i told him i couldn't open it and he yelled and left with nothing. its pretty funny to think about now but it was fucking nuts when it happened. ill have some pics or some shit from my kiro interview soon. and to think, you were this close to not hearing my dumb jokes ever again.